Which Subscription Are You?

Question 1: What are you watching on TV right now?

a) Squid Game
b) Love Island
c) Ms. Rachel
d) The Bear
e) The Gilded Age

Question 2: What’s your ideal way to spend a Saturday?

a) Prototyping a new toaster design
b) Practicing your runway walk down the hallway
c) Sipping an iced latte while the kids play at the local splash pad
d) Watching the newest A24 film
e) Heading to the SLSO, duh

Question 3: Pick a cupcake flavor.

a) Blackberry Lavender with Lemon Zest icing
b) Marble Swirl with a Sparkle Candle and Gold Sprinkles
c) Funfetti with Rainbow Icing
d) Cookies & Cream with Chocolate Icing
e) Red Velvet with Amaretto Almond Icing

Question 4: You walk into the store for one thing. What do you get?

a) A pouch for all your device cables
b) A karaoke microphone
c) Goldfish
d) Chapstick
e) A champagne flute

Question 5: Which quote resonates most with you?

a) “Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower.” -Steve Jobs
b) “Why blend in when you were born to stand out?” -Dr. Seuss
c) “Having children is like living in a frat house—nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.” -Ray Romano
d) “If you’re always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be.” -Maya Angelou
e) “Elegance is not about being noticed, it’s about being remembered.” -Giorgio Armani